anyway, as the best friend(s), we're obliged to prepare a lil gift, a useful one, to spice up their nights. (they can buy their own cooking utensils. for kinky kit, we got it.) well, not that she needs any help with getting things on, but a lil sumtin is better than nothing, and since nobody has the time to look for a wedding gift (there are 4 unemployed beeches to choose from and yet i'm the one ended up doing this shit. not that i mind.), i bought her this:

nice, eh? it toned down her personality. yes you heard me right.
happy honeymoon, lovebirds.
