Been having severe tummyache for weeks now. I really really really hope its nothing serious (cause I despise having to endure another harassing endoscopy-colonoscopy. I feel violated. And the thing they gave me the night before the procedure, whatsisname, that horrendous liquid that used to make me puke n poop til I faint in the bathroom (you’d think all the trauma will at least leave the liquid’s name engraved into my brain, but I’m that forgetful, so). Where was i?
I’d rather gone through another gastric bypass than do this whole endo/colonoscopic shit. Anyway, why don’t they just give me 15 shots of tequila instead? Works exactly the same n when I wake up the next morning I would be too hung over to remember having my ass molested in front of all the creepy interns the day before. Everybody’s happy.
except the parents, dats fo sho.
